Ava: "Daddy, why do you have hair in your ear?"

Ava (hugging me at Sonic on a beautiful Easter evening after watching planes land and takeoff and running around): "Daddy, this is the life."

Daddy: Ava, you can do it yourself (put on shoes). Ava: No, children cannot do it!

Ava: I'm not very happy! It's not funny!

Ava, hugging my foot: "I love you, Daddy foot."